Oh, the embarrassing lengths some people will go for a naked picture.

Twitter user @ktyshrmn shared a hilarious interaction with a farmer named Adrian who, apparently, lacks any and all shame when it comes to getting nudes from strangers on the internet.

Here is their story, best told by a series of screenshots:

First, the farmer "complimented" Katy's assets.

Then, Katy came up with the perfect plan.

Realizing how insane this would be, the genius woman kept pushing for the picture.

And then, behold.

Adrian sent this instant classic.

Eliciting the only possible response:

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Welp Adrian, I think it's safe to say this plan isn't going to work.